30 Things You Had No Idea You Needed
2. A Battery-Operated Perpetual Bubble Wrap Toy
For those who need satisfying feels at all times. Get it here.
6. Flask Sandals
These beachy sandals contain a “polyurethane canteen in heel with screw cap” which is a clinical way of saying “GET WASTED WITH THIS HIDDEN FLASK IN YOUR SHOE ALL SUMMER LONG!!!”
7. A Squirrel Chair
I don’t know if I’d ever get sick of watching squirrels lounging on Adirondack chairs in the backyard. $11.99 from Doctors Foster and Smith.
9. Pour Thing
Buy it for the pun! And all the time and energy you’ll save. Get it for $54 fromAmazon.
10. A Water Bottle with Built-In Wallet
13. Piano Doorbell
So guests can play you a jaunty little song when they arrive. I do certainly hope this comes in both major and minor key variations.
This doesn’t exist yet, sorry.
16. Remote Control Snack Float
If you don’t have this in your pool this summer, who are you even??
Get it for $54 from Home Wet Bar.
17. Smuggler’s Belt
$245 from Barrett Alley.
20. Dots that Let You Find Things with Your Phone
You stick the dots on commonly lost items, like remote controls and keys. The app uses a radar to help you find it.
Get it here.
25. Multiple Liquor Dispenser
Replace the water line with only fun things! $499 from Side Bar Beverage.
26. Bathtub Tray
You could buy any bathtub caddy, but this one has a special slit for your wine glass! $50 from Umbra.
28. Paw Wash
29. Crushed Ice Cube Tray
Crushed ice — one of the rarest pleasures of life. Get it from Amazon.