40+ Reasons To Never Visit France
The landscapes are ugly and the food sucks.
1. So you want to go to France and you think it’s beautiful?
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2. Well, I’m sorry to break it to you but France SUCKS.
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Sénanque Abbey (Vaucluse).
3. For real.
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French Pyrenees
4. Everything there is ugly and unremarkable.
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Gordes (Vaucluse)
5. Don’t expect anything to take your breath away because it won’t.
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En-Vau calanque, Cassis (Bouches-du-Rhône)
6. The landscapes are boring.
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Rocamadour (Lot)
7. Even the waterfalls are lame.
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Jura
8. And don’t even get me started on the beaches.
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Hossegor
9. They’re constantly crowded.
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Cap Fréhel (Brittany)
10. And all look the same.
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Biarritz
11. The food is so gross.
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12. Eww
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13. And the bread below average.
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14. So are the mountains.
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Val Thorens in the Alps.
15. Could you BE more generic?
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Champagny en Vanoise
16. Normandy stinks.
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Etretat
17. And the Mont Saint Michel is just a stupid looking village surrounded by water.
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18. Alsace is simply ugly.
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Strasbourg
19. And so is Burgundy!
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Rock of Solutré
20. You thought Corsica would be better?
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Bonifacio
21. Don’t waste your time!
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Porto
22. Corsica has literally NOTHING to offer.
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Lumio
23. And neither has Camargue, by the way.
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24. It’s just a region devoid of interest and beauty.
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25. The architecture in the country is also banal.
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Versailles
27. And every building is old and stale.
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Marseille
28. Lyon is like an ugly wart in the middle of France.
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29. Lille is pretty much the most hideous place on earth.
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30. And Bordeaux has no class.
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31. The volcanos in Auvergne are just vile.
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32. And don’t even get me started on the lake Annecy.
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33. Lakes in general in France are just gross.
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Jura
34. Rivers are lame too.
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Rachtig (Moselle)
35. The country has no history.
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Medieval fortified city of Carcassonne
36. Ew.
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Albi
37. Gross.
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Avignon
38. The whole thing is just an offense to my eyes.
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Castres
39. Seeing this crushes my soul.
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Canal du Midi
40. And if you thought that the French Caribbean would be more worthy of your time, you’re in for a disappointment.
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Martinique
41. Because it’s really just as lame as the rest of France.
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Guadeloupe
42. Seriously, don’t bother. Just stay home and don’t ever come to France.
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