40+ Reasons To Never Visit France

The landscapes are ugly and the food sucks.

1. So you want to go to France and you think it’s beautiful?

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2. Well, I’m sorry to break it to you but France SUCKS.

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Sénanque Abbey (Vaucluse).

3. For real.

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French Pyrenees

4. Everything there is ugly and unremarkable.

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Gordes (Vaucluse)

5. Don’t expect anything to take your breath away because it won’t.

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En-Vau calanque, Cassis (Bouches-du-Rhône)

6. The landscapes are boring.

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Rocamadour (Lot)

7. Even the waterfalls are lame.

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Jura

8. And don’t even get me started on the beaches.

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Hossegor

9. They’re constantly crowded.

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Cap Fréhel (Brittany)

10. And all look the same.

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Biarritz

11. The food is so gross.

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12. Eww

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13. And the bread below average.

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14. So are the mountains.

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Val Thorens in the Alps.

15. Could you BE more generic?

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Champagny en Vanoise

16. Normandy stinks.

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Etretat

17. And the Mont Saint Michel is just a stupid looking village surrounded by water.

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18. Alsace is simply ugly.

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Strasbourg

19. And so is Burgundy!

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Rock of Solutré

20. You thought Corsica would be better?

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Bonifacio

21. Don’t waste your time!

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Porto

22. Corsica has literally NOTHING to offer.

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Lumio

23. And neither has Camargue, by the way.

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24. It’s just a region devoid of interest and beauty.

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25. The architecture in the country is also banal.

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Versailles

26. The castles look cheap.

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Château Chenonceau

27. And every building is old and stale.

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Marseille

28. Lyon is like an ugly wart in the middle of France.

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29. Lille is pretty much the most hideous place on earth.

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30. And Bordeaux has no class.

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31. The volcanos in Auvergne are just vile.

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32. And don’t even get me started on the lake Annecy.

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33. Lakes in general in France are just gross.

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Jura

34. Rivers are lame too.

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Rachtig (Moselle)

35. The country has no history.

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Medieval fortified city of Carcassonne

36. Ew.

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Albi

37. Gross.

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Avignon

38. The whole thing is just an offense to my eyes.

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Castres

39. Seeing this crushes my soul.

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Canal du Midi

40. And if you thought that the French Caribbean would be more worthy of your time, you’re in for a disappointment.

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Martinique

41. Because it’s really just as lame as the rest of France.

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Guadeloupe

42. Seriously, don’t bother. Just stay home and don’t ever come to France.

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