Bedgasm (n): a feeling of euphoria experienced when climbing into bed.
1. It feels best when you’re tired and stressed.
2. It starts in your toes.
3. Your skin starts to tingle.
4. You let out a deep, satisfied sigh.
5. The bed envelops you.
6. The soft furnishings feel so, so good.
7. Your back arches, your toes curl.
8. You take a deep breath.
9. And let it slowly go.
10. You close your eyes.
11. It feels like you’re floating.
12. All your troubles drift away.
13. You lose yourself in the moment.
14. You roll over, curling up, finding the right spot.
15. Until you’re writhing around, moaning.
16. In pure, unadulterated ecstasy.
20. Your whole body tenses up.
21. You let out a deep moan.
22. And finally you relax.
23. Your urges sated, it’s time to sleep.
24. In uninterrupted bliss.
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