Your bathroom is a barren wasteland of grime, foul stenches, and distasteful decor. Why not try spicing it up with some of these brilliant products that will make your bathroom a luxurious and alluring facility where people will come from afar to do their business? (H/T)
01. This Wall Mounted Toilet Paper Holder That’s Shaped Like a Cloud
Made from solid concrete, this cloud-shaped toilet paper holder can hold up to 20 rolls of toilet paper or more, depending on how risky you’d like to stack it.
$125.00 Buy Now
02. This Urinal Attachment For Your Toilet
No need to put the toilet seat down anymore… Insert your pee-stick into what looks to be the mouth of some monster, start peeing, and your urine will go down the hose and into the toilet.
$45.00 Buy Now
03. This Device Curves Your Shower Curtain Outward To Give You More Room
The Curvit attaches to any standard shower curtain to give you more room for activities in your shower; plus, there will be no more accidental rubbing up against that nasty grime on your curtain.
$24.99 Buy Now
04. The Slothzilla Shower Curtain
Add a touch of laziness to your morning shower, plus the epic scenery will entertain you while you brush your teeth afterward.
$35.00 Buy Now
05. This Bath Mat Made From Actual Moss
Nothing like the fresh feeling of moss in between your toes the second you step out of the shower.
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06. This Medieval Knight Toilet Paper Holder
Claim the throne as your own! This medieval knight will do thy bidding as you do thy business.
$62.90 Buy Now
07. This Glow In The Dark Toilet Paper
This glow-in-the-dark toilet paper will light your way as you stumble to the can in the middle of the night after a night at the taco buffet.
$10.99 Buy Now
08. The Polaroid Camera Toilet Paper Holder
Perfect for taking those selfies on the pot, this Polaroid camera toilet paper dispenser will class your bathroom up by giving it a retro feel. (No, it’s not a camera)
$28.00 Buy Now
09. These Guitar And Piano Toilet Seats
When you come back from the bathroom, and someone asks you where you were, you can respond, “I was just dropping a huge solo on my guitar.”
$200.00 Buy Now
10. This Toilet Is Themed After Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Carl
Yes. That’s just what I want. A bunch of FREAKS is sitting on my FACE.
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11. This Shark Laundry Hamper
Feed those dirty undies to this floor-standing great white underwear-eating machine.
$185.00 Buy Now
12. This Light Saber Toilet Plunger
May the force be with you as you attempt to dislodge this beast. Maybe you can get help from C3-PU, Han Colon, or Boba Fart.
$Concept Buy Now
13. These Toilet Stickers Give You Target Practice
Take your anger out on your boss in the safety of your home bathroom by placing his photo in your toilet with these sticky protective cases.
$9.95 Buy Now
14. This Creepy Shadowy Figure Shower Curtain
Sure to scare the crap out of your wife or kids the next time they enter the bathroom, this creepy shower curtain is perfect for Halloween or everyday use, depending on how much you care about the well-being of your family.
$36.87 Buy Now
15. This iPad Toilet Paper Holder
Sure, who wouldn’t want an exclusive iPad for your bathroom? Although I would suggest using disposable gloves each time you use them, either that or burn them afterward.
$47.19 Buy Now
16. This Sink Faucet Makes A Beautiful Swirl Design With The Water
I keep throwing my wallet at the screen, but nothing seems to happen…
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17. This Game Of Thrones Toilet Wall Decal
With the Game Of Thrones-inspired toilet decal, you can turn your boring porcelain poop receptacle into a glorious iron throne replica that will strike fear into the heart of your enemies.
$25.95 Buy Now
18. This Touchless Toilet Flusher
Make that poo disappear with the wave of your hand. You won’t have to push the flush handle with your foot anymore.
$99.97 Buy Now
19. This Toilet Paper Holder That Notifies You When You’re Low On Toilet Paper
Being trapped on the toilet with no toilet paper is no laughing matter. Although it’s your fault for not looking beforehand. The Roll Scount device notifies you on your smartphone if you’re running low on toilet paper. Never again will you have to waddle your way over the toilet paper cabinet, trusting that your butt doesn’t drop any treats onto the floor.
$49.00 Buy Now
20. This Black Toilet Paper
You don’t need black toilet paper, but you want it. You have no reason to like it, but you want it anyway.
$24.00 Buy Now
21. This Foosball Pole Towel Rack
Instead of just tearing off a pole from your current foosball table and nailing it to your wall, why not just purchase one meant for it?
$156.00 Buy Now
22. This Dog Butt Toilet Paper Holder
The dog butt toilet paper holder is a toilet roll holder that you mount on your wall, and when you need to wipe your ass, dig your hand into the dog’s butthole and pull out some toilet paper to rub on your anus to clean the poop off. Simple as that.
$24.95 Buy Now
23. This Santa Clause Toilet And Rug Set
Now you can give Santa your sweets differently this year; pop opens that toilet lid and plops down one of your special treats for Santa to enjoy.
$18.90 Buy Now
24. This Gun Toilet Bowl Cleaning Brush
One way or another, you have to clean your poop stains off the toilet, so you might as well look like a badass while doing so.
$9.00 Buy Now
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