20+ Bizarre Things You Can Actually Buy On Etsy
I hope you like taxidermy.
1. Fetus Soap
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Not sure how clean I’d feel after showering with that, but feel free to buy it here!
2. Taxidermy Frog Purse
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I’m quite sure you’d be the only one of your friends to have this interesting purse. Be an individual and buy yours here.
4. Bat Foot Vial Necklace
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Who doesn’t want dead animals’ limbs hanging from their necks? You certainly do — get it here.
5. Creepy Bunny “Rosie”
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So adorable and not nightmare-inducing at all. Get your new best friend Rosie here.
6. Taxidermy Alligator Foot Back Scratcher
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Exactly what you want for all those itches you can’t reach. Get the dead foot of an animal to scratch your itches here.
7. Fifty Shades Plush Penis
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You know you secretly want to order 50 of these just for the great gags. Get themhere.
8. Taxidermy Two-Headed Duckling
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It’s pretty creepy, but still also fluffy — not to mention it’s doubly cute. Get your little monster here.
10. Taxidermy Standing Pink Rat
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It’s a pink rat standing like it’s in a Western. I mean who doesn’t want that? Get your little pink friend here.
11. Wormbaby Sculpture
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It’s kind of cute in a weird way. Add a bit of adorable weirdness to your home here.
12. Moose Poop Earrings
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Because everyone want’s animal feces dangling from their ears. Get your pretty poo accessories here.
13. Denture Compact
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Now you can check your makeup while you’re out and look super cute and not creepy at all doing it. Get yours here.
14. Nicolas Cage Cheeseburger Art Print
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Add some cute Pinterest-worthy decor to your home. Get it here.
15. Taxidermy Gazelle Chicken
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In case you thought the two-headed ducking wasn’t weird enough. Get your hybrid gazelle chicken here.
16. Glitter Rodent Skull Necklace
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Now you can look both edgy and cute at the same time. Get yours here.
18. Human Tooth Bracelet
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Isn’t it just the accessory you’ve always wanted? Get yours here.
19. Taxidermy Chicken Ornament
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Taxidermy has taken a turn, but I’m sure this would look great on your Christmas tree with all the shrunken heads. Get it here.
20. A Pet Cloud
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You better make sure you’re ready for the responsibilities that come with taking care of this little cloud. Get your little fluffy new pet here.
21. Barbie Doll Face Ring
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Bringing back all the childhood memories. Get your lovely Barbie face accessories here.
22. Incredible Zit Boy Doll
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The exact kind of lovely plush doll you want to cuddle with at night. Get one here.
23. Crochet Plush Digestive System
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Educational and cuddly — what more could you want? Get it here.
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