1. The Bariseur Alarm Clock and Coffee Brewer
Wake up to the fresh scent of coffee every morning. This product is still in development, but will soon be available to purchase at Josh Renouf Design.
2. Comfort U Total Body Support Pillow
The joy of cuddles without the annoyance of other people. Amazon, $99.95.
3. Glowing Memo Alarm Clock
For important memos like “Don’t forget to wear pants!” Fancy, $20.
4. Doodle Doodle Pillowcase
For important memos like “I love you, sleeping buddy.” Houzz, $19.95.
5. Nightstand Fridge
Keep a stash of beers by your bed without looking like a frat house. This Is Why I’m Broke, $379.
7. USB Bed Lift Set
You’ll be able to host a full-on study sesh in your dorm bed. Bed, Bath & Beyond, $29.99.
9. Wireless Appliance Remote Control
Getting up to turn off the light is for noobs. Amazon, $12.74.
10. Glass of Milk Light
To keep lactose-intolerant monsters away and also to light your way to the bathroom. Firebox, $12.29.
12. Book Rest Lamp
Because who can keep track of a bookmark, really? Gone Reading, $69.99.
15. Multifunctional Laptop Stand
So many ~positions~. Amazon, $39.99.
16. The Lazy Glasses
So you can actually lie down while reading or watching TV. Amazon, $9.43.
17. Shoot Again Indoor Basketball Hoop Set
Be athletic from the comfort of your own bed. Fancy, $50.
18. The Bedfan
No more awkwardly sleeping with your foot out from under the covers. Amazon, $84.95.
19. SipSnap Drink Covers
Because spilling your wine in bed probably means you’ll have to do laundry.SipSnap, $19.95 (set of three).
These won’t hurt your ears when lying down. Bedphones, $59.95.
22. Smart Sensor Anti-Snore Pillow
This pillow detects snoring and automatically inflates to nudge the snorer to turn over. Amazon, $104.
23. Thumb Thing Book Page Holder
One hand for book, one hand for snacks. Amazon, $5.23.
24. Privacy Pop Bed Tent
Doubles as a play fort, as everything should. Privacy Pop, $129.99.