We all deal with sad people in different ways. Some people are experts in the art of comforting others. Some awkwardly pretend that nothing is wrong, and some become sad themselves, resulting in the sad person having to comfort them. Some freeze up as if they’ve just seen a ghost.
For those of you who aren’t so great at “being there” for others, help is at hand, thanks to these sweet illustrations by John Saddington. Follow the simple 10-step guide, and you’ll soon have your sad little subject wrapped up like a warm and happy sushi roll. Just make sure you choose a happy movie. Otherwise, you’ll need to start the process all over again.
How To Care For A Sad Person
01. Lay Blanket Out
02. Pick Up Sad Person
03. Lay Sad Person In Blanket
04. Rol Them Like A Sushi
05. Place Sad Roll On Bed/Couch/Comfy Place
06. Hug Roll Close
07. Put On Rol’s Favorite Movies
08. Feed Roll Snacks
09. Make Sure Roll Is Well Hydrated. Tears Make Roll Dehydrated
10. Happy Lil’ Sushi Roll
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