People’s last words stick with us for a long time, but memory fades, and stone doesn’t. Unless you get cremated, and your ashes end up in an ugly urn, your remains get a grave, and together with it – the last opportunity to entertain those who drop by for a visit.
A&D has compiled a list of some of the funniest epitaphs on tombstones, proving that a sense of humor can live forever. From a delicious fudge recipe to an unapologetic joke about religion, these people are non-living examples of the right attitude. Scroll down to check out the deadly funny gravestones and vote for your favorite ones! (H/T)
01. Gay Vietnam Veteran
02. If You Can Read This
03. Walking Through A Cemetery When All Of A Sudden…
04. I Was Hoping For A Pyramid
05. Still There Was Love
06. Visiting My Grandma’s Grave And Found This On A Tombstone Nearby
07. All Dressed Up And No Place To Go
08. Kay’s Fudge
09. That’s An Unusually Fun Tomb Stone
10. Finally
11. That’s All Folks
12. Pardon For Not Rising
13. This Man’s Tombstone Is A Giant Middle Finger
14. Merv Griffin Grave
15. Go Away
16. Ouija Grave
17. Hidden Message
18. I Came Here Without Being Consulted
19. Found While Out Planting Flags In The Cemetery For Memorial Day
20. Shit Happens
21. Arthur And His Wife
22. She Always Said Her Feet Were Killing Her, But No One Believed Her
23. Uncle Walter
24. Damn, It’s Dark Down Here
25. She Answered
26. Think Of Me And Smile
27. I See Dumb People
28. On The Backside Of Mom’s Headstone
29. Found This Gem At The Local Cemetery, When You See It
30. Daddy’s Language
31. Sucks To Be Me
32. She’s Surely Going To Hell
33. Do Not Enter
34. My Great Grandfather’s Headstone. I Have Never Met Him, But I Wish I Had
35. Let ‘Er Rip
36. Oh, Well
37. Clay Allison Never Killed A Man That Did Not Need Killing
38. Nobody’s Perfect
39. Have A Seat
40. I Do Work For Cemeteries, And This Is One Of The More Bizarre Quotes I’ve Seen On A Headstone
41. Went In The Hole With This One
42. He Was Right
43. This Tombstone On A Beach Graveyard
44. Steve And Anya Left Something After Them
45. Well, This Sucks
46. I Knew This Would Happen
47. Never Satisfied – Will Be Back
48. George Spencer Millet
49. Don’t You Cry
50. Dad Wanted To Update My Grandparents’ Tombstone To Include My Uncle Who Died This Year. He Sent Sample Text To Show The Font He Wanted For The Names
51. The Doctor Will See You Soon
52. Here Lies Pa
53. Found This Tombstone At A Cemetery In Salt Lake City, UT
54. Best Damn Moonshiner
55. Gabe Salutes You
56. I Chuckle Every Time I Go To The Cemetery
57. Everything About This Tombstone
58. This Ain’t Bad Once You Get Used To It
59. Good At Pissing People Off
60. What A Relief
61. This Tombstone
62. Too Bad, We Had Fun
63. Laughing All The Way To The Grave
64. This Tombstone Was In The Italian Section Of The Park
65. It Happens
66. The Epitaph
67. There are Only Two Things In Life But I Forget What They Are
68. My Loss, But Your Gain
69. Killed For Making Huge Salad
70. A Noisy, Antiquated Teacher
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