If you don’t think you need an automatic donut maker, you’re not being honest with yourself.
1. Mini Kegerator Refrigerator & Draft Beer Dispenser, $159.99.
2. The Authentic Twinkie Maker, $29.95.
What if Hostess shuts down again? WHAT THEN!?
8. Waffle Bowl Maker, $15.41.
11. The Marinade Infusing Meat Tenderizer, $49.95.
14. Rösle Cherry Pitter, $39.30.
For those mountains of cherries you consume on the reg.
16. The Only Three Course Electric Steamer,$249.95.
Hard to believe there’s only one of these.
18. The Monogrammed Barbecue Branding Iron,$58.95.
Never accidentally eat someone else’s meat again!
20. Star Trek Borg Cube Fridge, $149.99.
Mother always said, “Only eat food that’s been bathed in a green glow.”
25. The Frozen Fruit Soft Serve Processor, $69.95.
For those late-night banana sludge cravings.
26. The 10-Egg Steamer, $49.95.
When have you NOT needed to steam ten eggs at once?
27. The Taste Enhancing Forks, $59.95.
This fork “exploits the relationship between taste and smell by releasing different aromas that enhance the flavors of food.” So…there’s that.
28. The Countertop Snow Cone Machine, $59.95.
Get an amusement park-worthy brain freeze without leaving the comfort of your kitchen!
29. Handpresso Outdoor Espresso Set, $195.
What’s a picnic without espresso? (Answer: Just a meal eaten outside on a blanket.)
31. Brookstone Grill Alert Talking Remote Meat Thermometer, $79.99.
32. The Professional Microbrewery, $45,000.
Become the craft brewer you were meant to be.
35. The Only Indoor Rotisserie Turkey Fryer,$279.95.
How did ever you have Thanksgiving before this!?