If you don’t think you need an automatic donut maker, you’re not being honest with yourself.
1. Mini Kegerator Refrigerator & Draft Beer Dispenser, $159.99.
![Mini Kegerator Refrigerator & Draft Beer Dispenser, $159.99.](http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-03/26/10/enhanced/webdr15/enhanced-10695-1427379004-20.png)
2. The Authentic Twinkie Maker, $29.95.
![The Authentic Twinkie Maker, $29.95.](http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-03/26/10/enhanced/webdr11/enhanced-18134-1427379426-21.png)
What if Hostess shuts down again? WHAT THEN!?
3. Automatic Pancake Maker, $3,700.
![Automatic Pancake Maker, $3,700.](http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-03/27/17/enhanced/webdr08/enhanced-21898-1427490775-1.jpg)
4. Egg Cuber, $11.99.
![Egg Cuber, $11.99.](http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-03/27/17/enhanced/webdr04/enhanced-9333-1427490820-1.jpg)
6. 3-in-1 Avocado Slicer, $9.95.
8. Waffle Bowl Maker, $15.41.
![Waffle Bowl Maker, $15.41.](http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-03/27/17/enhanced/webdr08/enhanced-21288-1427490988-12.png)
11. The Marinade Infusing Meat Tenderizer, $49.95.
14. Rösle Cherry Pitter, $39.30.
![Rösle Cherry Pitter, $39.30.](http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-03/25/17/enhanced/webdr01/enhanced-31986-1427320639-29.png)
For those mountains of cherries you consume on the reg.
15. Soft Pretzel Factory, $39.94.
![Soft Pretzel Factory, $39.94.](http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-03/25/17/enhanced/webdr11/enhanced-18626-1427318733-10.png)
16. The Only Three Course Electric Steamer,$249.95.
Via hammacher.com
Hard to believe there’s only one of these.
18. The Monogrammed Barbecue Branding Iron,$58.95.
![The Monogrammed Barbecue Branding Iron, $58.95.](http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-03/25/17/enhanced/webdr05/enhanced-18229-1427320376-9.png)
Never accidentally eat someone else’s meat again!
20. Star Trek Borg Cube Fridge, $149.99.
![Star Trek Borg Cube Fridge, $149.99.](http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-03/26/10/enhanced/webdr10/enhanced-19309-1427378570-8.jpg)
Mother always said, “Only eat food that’s been bathed in a green glow.”
25. The Frozen Fruit Soft Serve Processor, $69.95.
![The Frozen Fruit Soft Serve Processor, $69.95.](http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-03/26/10/enhanced/webdr03/enhanced-24039-1427379600-3.png)
For those late-night banana sludge cravings.
26. The 10-Egg Steamer, $49.95.
Via hammacher.com
When have you NOT needed to steam ten eggs at once?
27. The Taste Enhancing Forks, $59.95.
![The Taste Enhancing Forks, $59.95.](http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-03/25/17/enhanced/webdr10/enhanced-22563-1427319150-2.png)
This fork “exploits the relationship between taste and smell by releasing different aromas that enhance the flavors of food.” So…there’s that.
28. The Countertop Snow Cone Machine, $59.95.
![The Countertop Snow Cone Machine, $59.95.](http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-03/26/10/enhanced/webdr12/enhanced-20887-1427379493-19.png)
Get an amusement park-worthy brain freeze without leaving the comfort of your kitchen!
29. Handpresso Outdoor Espresso Set, $195.
![Handpresso Outdoor Espresso Set, $195.](http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-03/26/10/enhanced/webdr07/enhanced-32559-1427378645-24.png)
What’s a picnic without espresso? (Answer: Just a meal eaten outside on a blanket.)
31. Brookstone Grill Alert Talking Remote Meat Thermometer, $79.99.
32. The Professional Microbrewery, $45,000.
![The Professional Microbrewery, $45,000.](http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-03/26/10/enhanced/webdr04/enhanced-26968-1427379174-2.png)
Become the craft brewer you were meant to be.
33. The Marshall Amp Fridge, $399.99.
Might as well get a guitar while you’re at it!
35. The Only Indoor Rotisserie Turkey Fryer,$279.95.
![The Only Indoor Rotisserie Turkey Fryer, $279.95.](http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-03/25/17/enhanced/webdr14/enhanced-12065-1427319239-12.png)
How did ever you have Thanksgiving before this!?
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