25 Reasons You Should Never Visit Greece

Nope, might as well stay home.

1. Some people seem to believe that Greece is a beautiful place.

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Halkidiki.

2. And that they have some of the most beautiful beaches in the world.

And that they have some of the most beautiful beaches in the world.
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Spathies beach.

3. But this makes no sense…

But this makes no sense...
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Ammouliani.

4. … Because in reality, their beaches are average at best.

... Because in reality, their beaches are average at best.
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Halkidiki.

5. The water is so dirty you can’t even see the dolphins swimming through it.

The water is so dirty you can't even see the dolphins swimming through it.
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Aegean Sea.

6. Greece just isn’t full of luscious greenery.

Greece just isn't full of luscious greenery.
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Kavala.

7. And the whole country is overpopulated.

And the whole country is overpopulated.
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Kefalonia.

8. Everything is incredibly hectic ALL the time.

Everything is incredibly hectic ALL the time.
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Amorgos.

9. It’s not like the country even has any history.

It's not like the country even has any history.
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The Parthenon.

10. Nothing EVER happened there.

Nothing EVER happened there.
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The Panathenaic Stadium.

11. Nice try, but the architecture is unoriginal.

Nice try, but the architecture is unoriginal.
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Temple of Athena Nike.

12. There is nothing remotely historic about any of these “old” buildings.

There is nothing remotely historic about any of these "old" buildings.
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Rhodes.

13. And Athens isn’t really that special.

And Athens isn't really that special.
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Monastiraki Square.

14. The museums are disappointing.

The museums are disappointing.
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The New Acropolis Museum.

15. The art itself is definitely uninspiring.

The art itself is definitely uninspiring.
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The New Acropolis Museum.

16. The Greek salad is totally overrated.

The Greek salad is totally overrated.
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17. And who would eat this gyro?

And who would eat this gyro?
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18. There’s no sign of culture or religion anywhere in this country.

There's no sign of culture or religion anywhere in this country.
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Sifnos.

19. You call that iconography? Greece, please.

You call that iconography? Greece, please.
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Hosios Loukas Monastery.

20. But really, are these views satisfying to you?

But really, are these views satisfying to you?
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Milos.

21. What about this?

What about this?
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Nisyros, village of Nikeion.

22. Yeah, definitely not.

Yeah, definitely not.
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Chania.

23. Those sunsets are so boring.

Those sunsets are so boring.
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Antiparos.

24. This view is just screaming mediocrity.

This view is just screaming mediocrity.
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Messinia.

25. Seriously though, why would anyone want to visit Greece?

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Santorini.

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